WHEN YOU THINK SOMEONE LIKES YOU
AND THEN THEY GET IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE ELSE
JOKES ON ME
like yeah cool we follow each other but when are we gonna date
[DJ voice] this song goes out to everyone who let me copy off of their algebra homework
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
Not sure if I’ve reblogged this before but it always bears repeating.
TODAY YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE AS FUCK, THAT IS TRUER THAN TRUE. THERE IS NO ONE ALIVE WHO IS MORE FUCKING ATTRACTIVE THAN YOU.
I KNOW YOU HAVEN’T SHOWERED IN TWO DAYS AND THAT SHIRT IS FAR FROM CLEAN BUT, GURL, YOU’RE THE PICTURE OF PERFECTION. EVEN THOSE CRUMBS ON YOUR FACE. PERFECTION.