greetings:

when u hear someone talking shit about u

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colorfulrussianfireworks:

tHIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING VIDEO IN THE ENTIRE WORLD AND EXPLAINING WHY IT IS TO PEOPLE IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE 

reblog if you want to FUCK ME or if you occasionally drink water

RT if you a mega hoe but also a virgin

clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

*boom*

  • mom: what was that?
  • me: my shirt fell
  • mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that...
  • me: i was in it
  • bitchcrvftt:

    White privilege is being able to shoot up a movie theater and leave alive in the back of a cop car. It’s driving around in the BMW daddy bought you killing because you felt you were entitled to women’s bodies & afterwards the media painting you as not a criminal but rather a poor sad situation of a person suffering from mental health issues.

    But if you are a PoC you’re one trip to the corner store and a warning shot to the back of the head away from being a hash tag on tumblr.

    moonemoji:

    [prank calls xkit guy] is ur refrigerator running ??? I love you

    "I’d be his, if he asked."
    Six Word Story (via allineedissix)

    h0odrich:

    no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

    clown-dick:

    for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive